SPORTAL

About this game

COP BASTARD IS LAUNCHING ON OCTOBER 29 About the GameBat, Strike, Kick and Smack balls into monstrous menagerie in this retro sport themed fps roguelike, where you are sucked into a portal and emerge with a plethora of sport equipment repurposed into an arsenal of lethal weapons.- Use a variety of sporting equipment to defeat hordes of monsters straight from 50's era creature features by heavy metal baseballs, lightning infused hockey pucks, bowling ball turrets and elemental golf balls that freeze, ignite, or terrify anything in their path, and more! - Chat with Jar Dude, your rather questionable guide, who will help you get your bearings in this bizarre world while cracking jokes along the way (whether you want to hear them or not).- Pick up and upgrade the numerous clubs, bats, sticks and balls, outfits and perks to find the winning combinations of hardware and gear to have the best shot at getting rid of all the monstrosities thrown your way and maybe, just maybe, you will have a chance to make it back home Features:8 base sports weapons with over 120 lethal upgrades in total100 perks: backpacks, shoulder pads, boots, and masks6 B-movie-themed environments and dozens of arenas19 types of movie monsters and 5 brutal bossesDark humor, retro-styled gibs and satisfying monster-smashing19 badass tracks to pump you up during mayhem Retro stylised pixelated look with a serious 50's vibe